Airplane laughs

Ideas for a comic strip (sketches to follow, for now use your imagination):

Opening scene: an airplane aisle; stewardess notices a group of idiotic passengers paying no attention while she explains safety regulations.

Progression of scenes: stewardess begins cracking a smile as she imagines these passengers in the emergency situations she's describing:

- as she says, "If an oxygen mask appears, secure your own mask before helping others," she imagines a child dying of asphyxiation as mother takes excessive time adjusting the mask to fit comfortably on her own face.

- as she says, "Please turn off your cellular telephones and other electronic devices during take off and landing," she imagines a man using some archaic S.O.S/walkie-talkie device.

- as she says, "Your seat can also be used as a floatation device," she pictures that group of passengers having a pillow fight with the seat cushions.

- as she says, "A life vest is located in a pouch underneath your seat; please inflate it after exiting the aircraft," she imagines the passengers bouncing off each other, having inflated the lifevests while still in the plane.

- finally she says, "the washrooms are equipped with smoke detectors; tampering with or destroying the smoke detectors is against the law."

By the end of her instructions she's having trouble containing her laughter. She goes to the washroom to recover. A man is stepping out of the washroom as she arrives. He smells of smoke and she notices a piece of saran wrap sealed over the smoke alarm. To be continued...

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